Calling all crypto enthusiasts and meme aficionados! Buckle up because $LUBRICANTthe crypto which ensures smooth functioning (and provokes a few laughs), caused a sensation on the yellow stock exchange from Monday April 29 at 2 p.m. CET.
Official announcement from X:
Listen boys and girls: $LUBRICANT is officially listed on @YELLOW this Monday, April 29, at 2 p.m. CET! 💦
Holders of $LUBRICANT who link their account or send their $LUBRICANT at the yellow wallet you have a chance to win rewards worth $15,000. 🪂🪂🪂 💸💸💸
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– Joe Lube (@JoeLubeCoin) April 26, 2024
X announces the launch of LUBE on Yellow Exchange.
Here's why you should prepare to oil your investing engines:
- Double the fun! Not only is it the listing of LUBE, but it is also the official launch of Yellow's decentralized clearing platform. Talk about a double iron!
- $15,000 LUBE loot! : Feeling lucky? LUBE holders who link their accounts or transfer their LUBE to the yellow wallet have a chance to win a big share of a $15,000 prize pool!
- Lubricate your rewards: Participate in Yellow's ongoing LXP Linea Voyage campaign by redeeming LUBE on their terminal. No more LUBE trading, no more LXP rewards!
Here's how to get in on the sliding action:
- Stock up on your yellow wallet: Meeting on https://wallet.jaune.com and create your own yellow wallet.
- Connect the lubricant lines: Link your existing LUBE holding wallet to your Yellow account. Very easy!
- Press the yellow terminal: Visit https://terminal.jaune.com and start trading LUBE to collect those sweet LXP rewards.
Remember: Don’t miss this exciting launch of LUBE on Yellow Exchange! Just a friendly reminder to invest responsibly and perhaps avoid using your grandmother's bingo fund for this particular investment.
(Disclaimer: This ad is for entertainment purposes only. The author is not responsible for uncontrollable laughter or investment decisions made under the influence of LUBE hype.)